
My DiaryThis is my diary, but please, please, don’t tell Tarragon or he’ll blab my secrets to everyone!!! <Why Mom Why, Did You Have To Teach Tarragon To Read? Didn’t You Know He Was Going To Use It Against Me!!! You’re Adorable, Sweet, Loving, Slightly Egotistical, Brilliant, Little Princess? *Looks at Mom With Tears In Eyes*> Oh, BTW Mom, have YOU been reading my diary too??? <Hmmm, If Both Mom And Tarragon Are Reading My Diary, I Better Be Very Careful I Don't Say Anything About Them. *Gets Diary, Rips Pages About Mom And Tarragon Out. Shreds Pages Into Confetti.* Teach Them To Spy On Me!!! *Stomps Paw*> There that should do it, now they won't know what I have in store for them, but you will! *Sweet Smile* This is my desk, where I write all my funny rhymes, hilarious stories and allow Mom to take Beautiful Cat Pictures of MOI!!! <I Used to Keep My Diary In This Drawer, But NOT Anymore!!! *Shakes Head*> Now that I know how nosy Mom and Tarragon are, I've found a new spot to hide it. <Yeah, Beauty, Brains And Talent, All In One Little Beautiful Kitty - MOI. *Giggles*> Being the brilliant kitty I am, I left a fake Diary for them to read. *Angelic Smile* OMC, did I say fake, I meant a copy of my Diary! <*Phew* That Was Close, I Almost Forgot Mom and Tarragon Might Read My On-line Diary Too. *Wipes Sweat From Brow*> |