My Journal NOT My Diary!!!Does my sister not know anything? I'm a male and men don't have diaries, we have a journal not a diary! <*Whispers* As You Can See, I'm The Smart Cat In The Family!!! ROFM> To find out how smart I really am, you'll want to sign up for our humorous Morning Greetings. *Sly Smile* If Cilantro knows I have a journal has she been reading it? *Thinks* I know she's been reading it, it's the only way she could get her paws on my "Terrific Tarragon Terrorist Training Camp Manual"! <Which I'm Not Too Happy About, Cause Now She's Using It Against Me! And She Has Two BIG Doggie Sister's That Want to Kick My Curly Little Butt!!! *Plops Butt On Floor*> But, how did she find it? *Confused* I keep it hidden in my secret hidey hole and I'm pawsitive she doesn't know where that is and neither does Mom. ROFMMTO Although, some of the things she's done to me aren't in my Training Manual, *Dazed Look* but I'm going to add them and see how she likes being stuffed in a Slow Cooker!!! <Reminder To Self: Follow Cila Around And Retrieve Training Manual!> Maybe Cilantro is smarter than I'm giving her credit for, she has come up with some very creative ways to get back at me. *Stunned Look On Face* Nah, there is NO way she is that smart!!! *Laughs Behind Paw* | 
