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My DiaryThis is my diary, but please don’t tell Tarragon or he’ll blab my secrets to everyone!!! <Why Mom Why, Did You Have To Teach Tarragon To Read? Didn’t You Know He Was Going To Use It Against Me – You’re Sweet, Loving, Slightly Egotistical, Little Princess? *Looks at Mom With Tears In Eyes*> Oh, BTW Mom, have YOU been reading my diary too??? <Hmmm, If Both Mom And Tarragon Are Reading My Diary, I Better Be Very Careful I Don't Say Anything About Them. *Gets Diary, Rips Pages About Mom And Tarragon Out. Shreds Pages Into Confetti.* Teach Them To Spy On Me!!! *Stomps Paw*> There that should do it, now they won't know what I have in store for them, but you will! <Sweet Smile> This is my desk, where I write all my funny rhymes, hilarious stories and allow Mom to take Beautiful Cat Pictures of MOI!!! <I Used to Keep My Diary In This Drawer, But NOT Anymore!!!> Now that I know how nosy Mom and Tarragon are, I've found a new spot to hide it. <Yeah, Beauty, Brains And Talent, All In One Little Beautiful Kitty - ME. MOL> Being the brilliant kitty I am, I left a fake Diary for them to read. <Angelic Smile> OMC, did I say fake, I meant a copy of my Diary! <*Phew* That Was Close, I Almost Forgot Mom and Tarragon Might Read My On-line Diary Too. *Wipes Sweat From Brow*> |
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I'm sooo happy today, my boyfriend Pete proposed to me and I said yes!!! You're all invited to our wedding. <Big Smile> Haven't set a date yet, but will soon. We have to make sure everyone is available to attend. Time Zones confuse me, but Tarragon knows how to time travel so he'll help. <Whether He Wants To Or Not!!! MOL> I'm pawsitive he'll want to help, his girlfriend is Pete's sister and she'll make him. ROFMMTO <Hmm, Once We're Married Will Tarragon Live With Sarah and Pete Live With Me?> Oh, maybe I'll live with Pete and Sarah will live with Tarragon. Either way, poor Sarah, having to live with Tarragon. What does she see in him!!! ROFM Today, I was really busy, I didn't even have time for a little catnap! I wrote two hilarious stories for my, <Sigh> I meant our funny cat story books. <Why IS Tarragon In MY Book, He Doesn't Know How To Write Funny Stories! *Puzzled Look on Face*> Although, he does take funny cat pictures, but that's only cause he's funny looking to begin with!!! <Bursts Into Uncontrollable Giggles> Sometimes I just crack myself up!!! ROFM See how much fun you're going to be missing if you don't Buy Our Morning Greetings E-Books? You can go do that now so you won't miss out on any of our funny cat stories. I'll wait right here until you get back!!! <*Sings* Wherever You Go, Whatever You Do, I Will Be Right Here Waiting For You...> Poor Nutmeg and Parsley, they've been working so hard trying to push all the snow clouds away, but they keep coming back. <*Sniffles* Looks Towards Sky> Hey Guys, I have an ideal!!! Why don't you get all our Guardian Angel Friends and have them help push the snow clouds to Florida? <Listens> No, I'm pawsitive they want snow. <Paws Crossed> Oh, you can push them right to Erik's house - he loves snow!!! <Teach Him A Lesson, After All He Wouldn't Adopt Us So We Would Be Warm Too!!! *Giggles Behind Paw*> Okay, hurry back and please don't get lost!!! <*Yells* I LOVE You. And I Need Your Help With Tarragon - He Stole My Stun Gun And I Have To Get It Back, Before He Figures Out How To Use It On ME. *Wait - What Am I Worried About, Tarragon Isn't THAT Smart!!!*> ROFM |
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