My Journal NOT My Diary!!!

Does my sister not know anything?  I'm a male and men don't have diaries, we have a journal not a diary!  <*Whispers* As You Can See, I'm The Smart Cat In The Family!!!  ROFM>  To find out how smart I really am, you'll have to Buy Our E-Books.  <Sly Smile>

If Cilantro knows I have a journal has she been reading it?  I know she's been reading it, it's the only way she could get her paws on my "Terrific Tarragon Terrorist  Training Camp Manual"!  <Which I'm Not Too Happy About, Cause Now She's Using It Against Me!  And She Has Two BIG Doggie Sister's That Want to Kick My Curly Little Butt!!!  *Plops Butt On Floor*>

But, how did she find it?  I keep it hidden in my secret hidey hole and I'm pawsitive she doesn't know where that is and neither does Mom.  ROFMMTO  Although, some of the things she's done to me aren't in my Training Manual, but I'm going to add them.  ROFM  <Reminder To Self:  Follow Cilly Around And Retrieve Training Manual>  Maybe Cilantro is smarter than I'm giving her credit for, she has come up with some very creative ways to get back at me.  <Stunned Look On Face>   Nah, there is NO way she is that smart!!!  <Chuckles Behind Paw>

Cilantro's boyfriend Pete proposed to her, I feel really sorry for him, she said yes.  MOL  <I'm Going To Start Packing Her Bags Now, She's Got Lots Of Stuff To Bring With Her And I Don't Want To Take The Chance That I'll Be The One Sent Away.  ROFM>  It would be nice to live with my lady love Sarah, but I want her to move here with me not the other way around.   Pete and I tried to have Cilly and Sarah trade places before, but Sarah ended up in Ontario, CA, not Ontario, Canada.  It took us over a week to find Sarah, but we did and she did say she had fun in CA, but I don't think she was too happy, Pete used FedEx to transport her in a box!  I don't think he pack her stuff or put any food or water in the box with her either.  But, it all worked out okay, she's home safe and sound now and taking it out on Pete.  <She Should Be Taking It Out On Cilantro, It Was Her Idea, But Sarah Likes Cilantro!  Why Sarah Why - You Don't Have To Like Her Just Cause She's My Sister *She's Evil!!! MOL*>

Cilantro’s efforts to get the snow clouds moved away from us didn’t work. <I think everything that we’ve been through is her fault!!!  **Points Paw At Cilantro*>  Instead of the snow clouds moving, we got more snow, freezing temperatures & wind and then the lights went out. <*Kaboom* Total Blackness Everywhere - Not A Moonbeam In Sight. *Big Sigh*>

Yup, we had no power for 2 days and no heat for 3 and it’s all Cilantro’s fault!  <*Whispers* She must pay for what she’s done!!!  *Wicked Smirk*>  It might not have been too bad, but I don’t have any fur from being sick and Mom could only get a couple of layers of my clothes on to keep me warm.  <Man, she had so much clothes on me,  I couldn’t move and some of them were Cilantro’s!  *Gag*  Don’t tell anyone I was wearing girls clothes okay? *Zips Lips*>

So I went undercover with Cilantro’s Stun Gun, but I couldn’t figure out how to get it to work. <Banging Head On Wall>  Don’t misunderstand  <Crosses Paws>  I wasn’t going to use it on Cilantro – I wanted to see if it would warm me up.  <If You Believe That One, I Have Some Land For Sale In Florida.  ROFM>

 Now that we have power and heat again, it’s time for us to get back to work, we have lots of catching up to do! <*Whispers* And I Have To Find A Way To Get Back At Cilantro - Any Suggestions Let Me Know...MOL>