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Thank you for reading about us!!! Alright, I know you’re only reading about ME and looking at my beautiful cat pictures, but Mom made me put Tarragon on MY site. <Why Mom Why, People LOVE ME NOT Tarragon! *Sniffle*> Since, I have to include him, I want to take a minute and warn you about him! <Looks Around>

Okay, Tarragon isn’t around, but I have to be quick, I’m not sure how long the double-sided tape is going to stick. <Double Sided Tape, A Girls Best Friend!!! MOL> He sure looks like he’s having fun – spinning round and round, I can barely wait for him to go splat on the ground. MOL <Hmm, Maybe I Should Turn The Fan Up...>

Any who, it’s sad to say, but Tarragon is a bit of a lush, he lies, he steals, and does nasty things to me too. He locked me in the breadbox one day, if Mom wouldn’t have found me when she did, I’d be toast!!! <Hugs Mom> You wouldn’t believe how horrible he can be. <Wipes Tears From Eyes> He even pulled out my whiskers, so I wouldn’t be able to dance in my recital!!! <Whispers* Thanks To Onyx, Who Gave Me Kinser's Whiskers, Everything Worked Out Fine - For Me. *Giggles Behind Paw*>

<Pay Back Time *Prances to Fan Switch, Turns Speed Up High* Shouldn’t Be Long Now> Tarragon, hold on tight, with both paws, your losing your grip! <SPLAT> Tarragon, why don’t you ever listen to me? <Devious Smile> Oops, gotta run…Tarragon's now un-done!!!

First, lets get something straight, I’m NOT pretty or cute, I’m BEAUTIFUL and extremely talented!!! <A Tad Egotistical Too *Giggles*> In fact, when Mom takes us out for a walk, I literally stop traffic!!! <Yes, I Know How To Walk On A Leash And A Lot More, But You’re Going To Have To Sign Up For Our FREE Newsletter To Find Out All The Amazing Things I Can Do!!!> MOL

I love to swim, being admired, making new friends, being adored, playing with my friends, being highly praised, writing funny stories, being fashionable, I like to write funny rhymes, being acclaimed, I LOVE jewels <I Have 3 Tiara’s And Lots Of Other Jewelry Too *Sings* Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend...>, being venerated, receiving presents, being trendy, ballet dancing, being special, ruling my Princessdom, being put on my pedestal, my boyfriend Pete. <He’s A Marmalade Norwegian Forest Cat. *Heart Flutters* We Make A Striking Couple!!! *Even If I Do Say So Myself!!!* > ROFM

Pete's getting ready to pop the BIG question any day now. <*Sings* Going To The Chapel And I’m Going To Get Married...> Oh, did I mention I LOVE being adored – I'm a Valentine's Day Baby and was hit by Cupid's Arrow. <*Sings* Just One Look, That’s All it Took> I only have to look into your eyes and you’ll do anything I want. ROFM And I love to have people fawn over all my Beautiful Cat Pictures too! MOL

PRINCESS CILANTRO

Norwegian Forest Cat

February 14, 2003

I’m not at all prissy, like my sister Princess Cilantro, but I am a very handsome little devil, aren’t I??? <*Looks In Cilantro's Mirror* Yup, I'm One Handsome Little Dude!!! ROFM>

BTW, it’s NOT my sister that stops traffic – it’s me, people love my curls and my outgoing personality! <Man, She Takes Credit For Everything> I also know how to write funny stories, play hockey, <Yup, I Really Do Play Hockey And I Even Know How To Score! But I’m Not Happy When The Referee Gives Me A Penalty. *Big Sigh*> and now that I know how to play mini golf and shoot pool, Mom always wins. MOL

I have a few tricks up my sleeve that you wouldn’t believe!!! My favorite beverage of choice is alcoholic! Did you know that they put cat toys in the bottom of Martini's? ROFMMTO

Unfortunately, I had one cat toy too many one night and passed out on top of Princess Cilantro. <Boy, Pass Out On Top of "The Princess” Once And You Never Hear The End Of It.> I love to entertain people, tell jokes, perform my circus act, and my sweet, beloved girlfriend, Lady Sarah. <Sorry Girls, I’m Taken!!! MOL> I also know how to drive a car, <I’ve Only Gotten One Speeding Ticket, But It Wasn’t My Fault - Honest!!!>, time travel, and fly a plane too. I’m a multi-faceted cat! But, to learn more about all MY special abilities you have to subscribe to our FREE Newsletter to find out all the awesome things I can do.. ROFM