About Us

Thank you for reading about us!!! Alright, I know you’re only reading about ME and looking at my beautiful cat pictures, but Mom made me put Tarragon on MY site. <Why Mom Why, People LOVE ME NOT Tarragon! *Sniffle*> Since, I have to include him, I want to take a minute and warn you about him! *Looks Around*

Okay, Tarragon isn’t around, but I have to be quick, I’m not sure how long the double-sided tape is going to stick. <Double Sided Tape, A Girls Best Friend!!! MOL> He sure looks like he’s having fun – spinning round and round, I can barely wait for him to go splat on the ground. <Hmm, Maybe I Should Turn The Fan Up..*Giggles*.>

Any who, it’s sad to say, but Tarragon is a bit of a lush, he lies, he steals, and does nasty things to me too. He locked me in the breadbox one day, if Mom wouldn’t have found me when she did, I’d be toast!!! *Hugs Mom* You wouldn’t believe how horrible he can be. *Wipes Tears From Eyes* He even pulled out my whiskers, so I wouldn’t be able to dance in my recital!!! <*Whispers* Thanks To Onyx, Who Gave Me Kinser's Whiskers, Everything Worked Out Fine - For Me. *Giggles Behind Paw*>

<Pay Back Time *Prances to Fan Switch, Turns Speed Up High* Shouldn’t Be Long Now!!! *Covers Mouth With Paw*> Tarragon, hold on tight, with both paws, your losing your grip! *SPLAT* Tarragon, why don’t you ever listen to me? Angelic Smile* Oops, gotta run…Tarragon's now un-done!!! *Runs & Hides*

First, lets get something straight, I’m NOT pretty or cute, I’m BEAUTIFUL and extremely talented!!! <A Tad Egotistical Too. *Giggles*> In fact, when Mom takes us out for a walk, I literally stop traffic!!! <Yes, I Know How To Walk On A Leash And A Lot More, But You’re Going To Have To Sign Up For Our Morning Greetings To Find Out All The Amazing Things I Can Do!!! *Innocent Smile*>

I love to swim, being admired, making new friends, being adored, playing with my friends, being highly praised, writing funny stories, being fashionable, writing funny rhymes, being acclaimed, I LOVE jewels <I Have 5 Tiara’s And Lots Of Other Jewelry Too *Sings* Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend...>, being venerated, receiving presents, being trendy, ballet dancing, being special, ruling my Princessdom, being put on my pedestal, my two fiancé's Pete & Snipett. *Heart Flutters*

We haven't set the dates yet, but we will soon, <*Sings* Going To The Chapel And I’m Going To Get Married...> planning two Royal wedding is time consuming & everything has to be purrfect for my big days!!! <Cause I'm A Princess *Crosses Paws* I Don't Have A Choice. *Smiles Behind Paw*> Oh, did I mention I LOVE being adored – I'm a Valentine's Day Baby and was hit by Cupid's Arrow. <*Sings* Just One Look, That’s All it Took...> I only have to look into your eyes and you’ll do anything I want. ROFM BTW, you're all invited! <The More People Invited The More Gifts!!! *Innocent Smile*>

PRINCESS CILANTRO

Norwegian Forest Cat

February 14, 2003

I’m not at all prissy, like my sister Princess Cilantro, but I am a very handsome little devil, aren’t I??? <*Looks In Cilantro's Mirror* Yup, I'm One Handsome Little Dude!!! *Laughs*>

BTW, it’s NOT my sister that stops traffic – it’s me, people love my curls and my outgoing personality! <Man, She Takes Credit For Everything!> I do too know how to write funny stories, play hockey, <Yup, I Really Do Play Hockey And I Even Know How To Score! But I’m Not Happy When The Referee Gives Me A Penalty. *Big Sigh*> and now that I know how to play mini golf and shoot pool, Mom always wins. MOL

I have a few tricks up my sleeve that you wouldn’t believe!!! *Grins* My favorite beverage of choice is alcoholic! Did you know that they put cat toys in the bottom of Martini's? ROFMMTO

Unfortunately, I had one cat toy too many one night and passed out on top of Princess Cilantro. <Boy, Pass Out On Top Of "The Princess” Once And You Never Hear The End Of It. *Sighs*> I love to entertain people, tell jokes, perform my circus act, and my sweet, beloved girlfriend, Lady Sarah. <Sorry Girls, I’m Taken!!! MOL> I also know how to drive a car, <I’ve Only Gotten One Speeding Ticket, But It Wasn’t My Fault - Honest!!!> time travel, and fly a plane too. I’m a multi-faceted cat! But, to learn more about all MY special abilities you have to sign up for our Morning Greetings to find out all the awesome things I can do. *Sly Smile*